While on patrol with a fish & game trooper tromping through the woods he advised me he had to take a shit. He went off into the woods and I continued walking when I heard voices coming from where I had left him so I turned around to go back and see what was going on.
Well the trooper had assumed the position when all of a sudden this guy walks out of the woods and right up to him and started asking where the good fishing holes were like nothing was going on. Now this trooper can’t stop going, remember he has diarrhea. He tells the guy to get the hell out of there but he just keeps talking and talking. The trooper yells, I am going to kick you ass, get out of here. The guys said it didn’t bother him, he knows what poop looks like, he just wants to know where the fishing holes are.
If looks could kill that fisherman would have been dead. Now that is a dedicated fisherman and one mad trooper. I wish I had a way to explain the look on that troopers face.
Names withheld by request
Posted by anonymous officer
“My thoughts were I bet the directions that trooper gave the fisherman were a long hard hike with no fish at the end of the hike”…..grandma Linda
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